TMI Tuesday: How Do You Like X?

It’s TMI Tuesday again!  This week’s questions and my answers are as follows.

How do you like . . .
1. Your eggs cooked?
Yes, a foodie week!  Now it’s my time to shine!  I love food!  Well, for my eggs, I usually take three eggs fried, over-hard, with buffalo sauce drizzled over them and some goat cheese melted on top.  On the side, ideally, I’d have a few slices of bacon, an avocado, diced, with salsa, and a few slices of sourdough toast smothered with melted butter, and hot cocoa to drink.  Sometimes I mess around with the sides, though.  English muffins are good, too, or I’ll have grapefruit instead of bacon or avocado.  I also like eggs benedict, but I’m too lazy to bother making the sauce, so I rarely have it.

2. Your sandwich cut? In half, down the middle of the square or on the diagonal?
Depends on the sandwich.  Cuban sandwiches require a diagonal cut, but otherwise, I tend to use a straight cut.  If I were making sandwiches on bread for someone else, though, I’d probably use a diagonal cut.  I mostly use straight cuts on grinder rolls.

3. Your coffee?
I’m not a coffee drinker.  If I absolutely have to drink it, like, for instance, I need to stay up all night with coworkers at summer camp to make certain that no kids visit the opposite-sex dorms, then I usually have about one part coffee to one part milk, and drink it down as quickly as I can.

4. Your tea?
In ice cream or cheesecake form.  I can stand ice tea, though, so if it needs to be a drink, I can do it that way, but I prefer to use tea in desserts to drinking it.

5. Your ice-cream served–cup, cone or condom? Yup you read that right, a condom. Read more here
I like my ice cream in a cone, but more often than not, I eat it in a cup or a bowl, just because cones are harder for volume.  I need to try out a new ice cream recipe: french vanilla and green tea.  I’ve made green tea ice cream before, and I’ve included vanilla to cut down on the bitter bite of the matcha, but this will have more eggs, and the recipe I’ll be posted, so I need it to be perfect before I can release the recipe, lest it suck.  I love making ice cream, though.  It’s really fun, and people enjoy it!  Last time, I made meyer lemon and olive oil ice cream, and it was a big hit!

6. Your hair–long or short? Up or down? Straight or curly? Permed or natural?
I like my hair pretty short.  It’s naturally straight, but if it gets too long, it starts to get a bit wavy.  I don’t really do anything to my hair besides combing and cutting it.  I’m more concerned with my beard.  I keep it neat and trimmed, and I think it makes my face look a lot more dashingly handsome.

7. To have sex? In what position?
Hm, I suppose doggy style is my favorite position.  It just feels very primal and passionate.

Bonus: How do you like your lovers?
Well, in an ideal case, I want someone with a good sense of humor, who enjoys playing around.  I just love when I can make a woman laugh.  I’d want her to be interested in cultural events, so we could go to museums and plays and concerts together.  I like sweet, romantic women.  I’d want her to be intelligent, so that we can have good conversations together.  I wouldn’t want her to be submissive or anything, but at the same time, I’d want to feel like we need each other, so I wouldn’t necessarily want her to be completely independent, either, I suppose.  I want someone I can take care of and spend the rest of my life with.